GOOSE – A Tabletop RPG of Precision Sabotage & Feathered Mayhem

You are a highly trained and elite squad of Goose commando operatives, executing a mission of precision, skill, and tactical brilliance. You are absolutely not just a bunch of chaotic birds causing havoc at the village fête.

Inspired by Lasers & Feelings, GOOSE is a fast, one-page tabletop RPG where you and your squad of highly trained (or completely unhinged) geese embark on a vital mission of stealth, sabotage, and maximum disruption.

🎯 Choose your specialty – Sabotage, Demolition, Distraction, Theft, Stealth, or Mayhem.

🎪 Plan your operation – Infiltrate the fête, complete your objective, and escape unseen… or honking triumphantly.

🐓 Face unexpected obstacles – Villagers, rival animals, bizarre traditions, and an entire security system designed to stop you.

🔥 Cause absolute carnage – Steal the raffle prizes, frame a child for your crimes, or bring down the maypole.

No dice pools. No complex mechanics. Just one d6, some random tables and a lot of bad decisions

The village fête will never be the same.

MIssion generator and maps available here: https://aaronbest.itch.io/where-geese-dare

Inspired by:

• Lasers & Feelings
• Hot Fuzz
• The League of Gentlemen
• Little Britain (the concept not the show)
• Untitled Goose Game (Obviously)

Gameplay:

• 2-6 Players
• 1-2 Hours play time
• Suitable for ages 10+